this beer tastes like vomit already
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
