he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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