I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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