ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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