Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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