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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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