i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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