i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
50% drunk capacity currently
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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