Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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