We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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