It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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