so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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