So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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