Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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