she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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