Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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