I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
