I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
