Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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