Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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