Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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