i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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Someone shattered a urinal.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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