Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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