i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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