I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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