She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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