That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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