I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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