we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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