I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
