Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I need moral support for this bender
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Randomize
