I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
COCAINE IS GR8
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