He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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