I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
