sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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