I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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