planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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