just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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