Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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