how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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