What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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