I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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