Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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