Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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