Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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