i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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