He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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