How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
