You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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