I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Someone came in the potted fern
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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