He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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