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the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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