this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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