office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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