I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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