how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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