Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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