their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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