just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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