She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
organizing the empties. That sober.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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