theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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