What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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