She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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